Welcome to my little corner of the world.
It's a very interesting corner to be in,
but don't worry; I'll be here to hold your hand.
Inside you will find stories of love and loss,
mystery and intrigue... and men on men.
SO IF YOU'RE OVER EIGHTEEN
Come on in and take a seat, there's lots to see.
I'll put the kettle on and get the cake, lots and lots of cake.